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Monday, June 30, 2003

Sodomy now legal? Prostitution now legal? Humans and their institutions are peculiar, and slow to catch up. Oh sure, I've mounted a male once or twice, but it was just an "air hump", you know, a dominance thing. And butt sniffing has never been out of law, not in Dogdom. We would never have thought in Dogdom to make a statement about sodomy one way or the other, sodomy just isn't done. Nor do we condemn sleeping around; we're wise enough to recognize monogamy as a less than optimal evolutionary strategy. Why get stuck in that rut? Indeed, The Naturalistic Fallacy isn't a fallacy at all in Dogdom. In Dogdom, Is really does imply Ought.

75 and hot hot hot at the dog park today. Almost like a real summer day in America -- or, Outside, as it's referred to here in Alaska. Provincial, aren't we?


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What's an Upright?

Upright: noun : a by and large bipedal companion, also referred to as a human being.

What's a Cheechako?

Cheechako: noun : a person new to Alaska who has come with the intention to live here.

Who's Master?

Master: pronoun : just the finest upright on the face of the earth, that's who! To read him is to love him.

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Dogdom: noun : Life's venue from a dog's point of view.

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Sourdough: noun : A long time Alaskan who has an automatic suspicion of cheechakos.

What does Outside mean?

Outside: noun : A provincial reference to somplace other than Alaska; usually the lower 48.

What's Breakup?

Breakup: noun : A uniquely Alaskan season between winter and spring when the snow and ice begins to melt for good.

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SquareBanks: slang : A self-evident euphemism for a place widely known as Fairbanks, AK.

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