Iditarod
Pronounced: I-Did-A-Rod. No, it's not a bragging right of all the women who have dated Master <yuck yuck>, in fact it's one of the most significant athletic spectacles in all of Dogdom. The ceremonial start took place today in Anchorage on fourth avenue. Tomorrow the real race begins in Willow, AK. Good luck to all the racers. While y'all are heroically pulling your uprights and their sleds over a thousand miles through the heart of the Last Frontier, I'll be upside down on Master's bed sawing zees dreaming I was capable of something so incredible. You dogs rock.