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Thursday, May 20, 2004 Women Seeking Men SWF, 40s, pretty, shapely, 5'7", long/blue, no dependents, self-supporting seeking employed NS AkNatM. No cowboys or conservative Republicans for dating and possibly more. Ext.9341 No conservative Republicans, huh? Okay, then how about an anarchist-leaning libertarian? And by the way, what exactly does shapely mean? (File: Suspicious). SWF, 5'2", 40, 125#, brown/brown, 5'10" seeking fun, social drinker M for walks and getting to know each other. Ext.9318 5'2" and 125, eh? Let's see, that puts your BMI at 22.9, barely inside the normal range. Maybe that's why you like to walk? Do you drink socially before, during, or after walking? Or yes, yes, and yes? (File: Possible) SWF, 38, 5'11", 156#,  long blonde/green, very active, no kids, enjoys long hikes, photography, outdoors seeking secure M, 40-60, very fit and likes animals, educated and has similar interests. Ext.9218 5'11"? Wow, can you stuff a basketball? Cool. Likes animals -- good, good, but let's see here, seeking M 40-60? Really, 60? You must be into that Tony Randall relationship kinda thing, huh? And blonde/green? You mean like your hair is blonde and green? Ick. (File: No Martian Women). SWF, 28, 200#, 5'1", brown/brown seeking attractive, fit WM for a possible LTR. Friendship is first. Ext.9186 5'1", 200#!! Good Lord, BMI=37.9. Ouch. And you want someone who is attractive and fit? What for, to eat? Maybe you should get involved in long hikes. (File: No Steatopygia) New to Anchorage. SWF, 24, military seeking M for fun times and hopefully some new adventures. Ext.9403 Military, eh? Hmm, you didn't happen to have anything to do with that Abu Ghraib snafu, did ya? Though a woman in uniform, ooh, now that could be interesting. Just wonderin', do you like gladiator movies and stuff made of leather? (File: Kinky). 9:02:48 PM    Comments disabled © Copyright 2009 Rufus. Nonsense, distribute widely and freely! Last update: 6/30/2009; 11:26:02 PM.			Readers Amused       Home About Me Airedale Philosophy How this all got started       FAQ What's an Upright? Upright: noun : a by and large bipedal companion, also referred to as a human being. What's a Cheechako? Cheechako: noun : a person new to Alaska who has come with the intention to live here. Who's Master? Master: pronoun : just the finest upright on the face of the earth, that's who! To read him is to love him. What's Dogdom? Dogdom: noun : Life's venue from a dog's point of view. What's a Sourdough? Sourdough: noun : A long time Alaskan who has an automatic suspicion of cheechakos. What does Outside mean? Outside: noun : A provincial reference to somplace other than Alaska; usually the lower 48. What's Breakup? Breakup: noun : A uniquely Alaskan season between winter and spring when the snow and ice begins to melt for good. Where is SquareBanks? SquareBanks: slang : A self-evident euphemism for a place widely known as Fairbanks, AK. Where can I read the Houston Trip? Houston Trip: vignette : Here What digital camera do you use? Camera: hardware : Canon Powershot A80 (4.0 MP) Who's Mom? Mom: Hottie : Have A Look What's a Squeakamunka? Squeakamunka: noun : your ordinary gray squirrel which can be seen everywhere in our Cleveland neighborhood! « Alaska Blogs »  Stories Fiction Boy Wonder Bat Girl Objects in Mirror Are Larger Than They Appear Used To Be Fish Skin Deep Essay Life Is Good Desert Nostalgia A Voice of Reason Fictional Four Realms of Darkness Poetry Lucky Chain  The Cycling Pages 1999 Canadian Tour 2000 Tour of Alaska "Yooper" : 2001 Tour of WI/Michigan UP 2001 Spine of Italy Tour 2002 Tour of New England 2004 Tour of New Zealand (coming soon!) 2005 Tour Of Nova Scotia Conways Game of Life (needs java plugin) Sometimes Interesting Billy Greg (Hiatus) Virginia Postrel Wendy McElroy Samizdata Atlantic Monthly Reason No Treason Slashdot Derke Lowe Heather Champ (Photo blog) T.C. Boyle Liquid Generation Improved Clinch Exquisite Corpse, A. Codrescu Fred On Everything Assymetrical Information The Daily Ablution (Hibernation) Lileks Frank Kelly (Hiatus) Up In Alaska