{"id":10944,"date":"2026-03-16T12:39:32","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T20:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=10944"},"modified":"2026-03-16T16:03:41","modified_gmt":"2026-03-17T00:03:41","slug":"the-things-they-wore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/10944","title":{"rendered":"The Things They Wore"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Uh, Orange One, a Pro Tip for you – Real men don’t buy other men shoes [1]. I mean can you imagine the ignominy, a more cringe-worthy expression of utter emasculation on display by males of the Sycophancy, being seen out and about kowtowing to their Supreme Leader in a pair of ill-fitted Florsheims? That must be quite literally the inverse of feeling Great Again. A good friend emailed me to ask what maga must-have is next – government-issued undergarments, approved by the Orange One himself? Something similar to the Mormon tradition. Quoting my friend directly: “Plenty of room for one’s package and roomy in the hips for women to pump out the next generation<\/em>.” Brilliant! A nice touch of authenticity would be to custom stitch into the crotch area propitiating slogans like Trump Was Right<\/em> or America First<\/em>. And now, for a limited time only, when you pay with trump coin your second pair is free<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. I have, myself, purchased shoes for certain women in my life, but never for a man<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Uh, Orange One, a Pro Tip for you – Real men don’t buy other men shoes [1]. I mean can you imagine the ignominy, a more cringe-worthy expression of utter emasculation on display by males of the Sycophancy, being seen out and about kowtowing to their Supreme Leader in a pair of ill-fitted Florsheims? That […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":"[]"},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10944"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10973,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10944\/revisions\/10973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}