{"id":1597,"date":"2013-02-15T21:14:10","date_gmt":"2013-02-16T05:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=1597"},"modified":"2013-02-16T12:16:38","modified_gmt":"2013-02-16T20:16:38","slug":"no-fun-wo-u","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/1597","title":{"rendered":"No Fun w\/o U"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;<em>NASA: Largest Meteor in more than 100 years.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Al Gore was right!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;See, all these terrible things are happening more frequently now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Uh huh.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Any non-average observation of a phenomena is now evidence the phenomena is occurring alarmingly above average.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Seriously, you know what they say of a theory that explains everything:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It explains ______.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wrong answers will be penalized, meaning -1 point if you provide an answer that&#8217;s wrong. If you leave it blank, -1\/2 point. Imagine an entire exam of fill in the blank questions. Do nothing and you score 50%. Failure with no effort!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My sister is coming to Maui. Was reminded of this yesterday by a text:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>So looking forward to coming to Maui. 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