{"id":1727,"date":"2013-03-08T11:01:18","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T19:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=1727"},"modified":"2013-03-08T11:37:03","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T19:37:03","slug":"poop-on-the-loop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/1727","title":{"rendered":"Poop On The Loop"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chores already completed by Happy Wife this morning (b4 9:45!):<\/p>\n

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  1. Fetched grill cover from deep in the backyard where it had been blown last night by high wind, dressed only in her “fluffage” no less.<\/li>\n
  2. Clipped Lucy’s toenails.<\/li>\n
  3. Unloaded the dishwasher.<\/li>\n
  4. Picked up a few weeks worth of frozen pooh from the “game trail” trodden by Lucy in the snow in the backyard (aka “poop on the loop”).<\/li>\n
  5. Vacuumed the entire lower floor of home.<\/li>\n
  6. Made me breakfast (soft boiled egg w\/side of buttered toast)<\/li>\n
  7. Amused me greatly by the sharing of this video:<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    <\/object><\/p>\n

    Update<\/strong><\/span>: And now (10:33 am) she is off with Lucy for a x-country ski (skate<\/a>) in the low hills of the Chugach mountains. With a boo boo knee.<\/p>\n

    If ever there was a morning when I felt like a sedentary sloth…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Chores already completed by Happy Wife this morning (b4 9:45!): Fetched grill cover from deep in the backyard where it had been blown last night by high wind, dressed only in her “fluffage” no less. Clipped Lucy’s toenails. Unloaded the dishwasher. Picked up a few weeks worth of frozen pooh from the “game trail” trodden […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1733,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions\/1733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}