{"id":2099,"date":"2013-05-22T16:12:38","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T00:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=2099"},"modified":"2013-05-22T16:36:18","modified_gmt":"2013-05-23T00:36:18","slug":"chat-with-a-tourist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/2099","title":{"rendered":"Chat with a Tourist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Harry the Kelp Hunter!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/blog\/images\/2013\/May\/kelpHunter.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a title=\"Harry The Kelp Hunter\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/blog\/images\/2013\/May\/kelpHunter_big.jpg\">BIGGER<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I assume you all know by now that I frequently place a BIGGER link below images. Clicking said link will enlarge the image and greatly increase the awe and splendor of your visualization experience! It must be a terrible thing for people who have lost their eyesight. I can&#8217;t even imagine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">See that notch of blue in the clouds? Veteran Alaskans have a special name for that (even though technically speaking this is not really an example of this thing). We call it a sucker hole. Because only suckers think it means the clouds are beginning to break and the sun will shine soon. When spotting such a hole Alaskan newbies, aka <a title=\"Cheechako\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=cheechako\" target=\"_blank\">Cheechakos<\/a>, have been known to run screaming and yelling from their office cubicle, rush outside and cheer, &#8220;The sun is coming out! The sun is coming out!&#8221; A caring <a title=\"Sourdough\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=sourdough\" target=\"_blank\">Sourdough<\/a> will quickly come to console this person, wrap an arm around her shoulders, pat her warmly and escort the sucker back inside, &#8220;There there, honey, everything is going to be alright.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The reason this ain&#8217;t a real sucker hole is because the clouds were the anomaly today, momentarily drifting through an otherwise bluesky day!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Met a man from Indiana on the beach. None of that twenty insipid questions about Alaska stuff from this guy, no sir. He simply said he&#8217;d been to many places in the west but had never seen anything like the grandeur in Alaska. I liked him. We talked for a while. As he petted Harry I pointed to two bald eagles perched high in an evergreen, squawking at each other and carrying on. Out came the iPhone faster than a kid showing off his decoder ring, &#8220;I promised my friend I&#8217;d get him a picture of an eagle in Alaska.&#8221; I grinned and watched him click away. I told him I thought eagles were cool, for sure, but in my opinion the most impressive bird in Alaska is the Raven.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He said he and others had climbed to the top of Mt. Marathon the day before. Impressive, I thought, especially with all the snow still at the top. Even snow free in July it&#8217;s a pretty arduous climb. I told him about the man who died last year during the famous annual foot race up and down that mountain. He was familiar with the race but hadn&#8217;t heard somebody died during it. Yup, and despite lots of searching the man was never found. This cast a pall on our otherwise cheery conversation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">We talked a bit more, said our glad to meetchyas, and parted ways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Harry the Kelp Hunter! BIGGER. I assume you all know by now that I frequently place a BIGGER link below images. Clicking said link will enlarge the image and greatly increase the awe and splendor of your visualization experience! It must be a terrible thing for people who have lost their eyesight. 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