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The (advanced) nurse (practitioner) will see you now. I snuck up on her. Yes I know snuck is not a proper usage but it should be. The language keeps changing they say. Besides, sneaked sounds like something you’d do to somebody with an athletic shoe.<\/p>\n

On the other hand …<\/p>\n

Usage Note: <\/i><\/b> Snuck<\/i> is an Americanism first introduced in the 19th century as a nonstandard regional variant of sneaked.<\/i> Widespread use of snuck<\/i> has become more common with every generation. It is now used by educated speakers in all regions. Formal written English is more conservative than other varieties, of course, and here snuck<\/i> still meets with much resistance. Many writers and editors have a lingering unease about the form, particularly if they recall its nonstandard origins. And 67 percent of the Usage Panel disapproved of snuck<\/i> in our 1988 survey. Nevertheless, an examination of recent sources shows that snuck<\/i> is sneaking up on sneaked. Snuck<\/i> was almost 20 percent more common in newspaper articles published in 1995 than it was in 1985. Snuck<\/i> also appears in the work of many respected columnists and authors: “He ran up huge hotel bills and then snuck out without paying”<\/i> (George Stade). “He had snuck away from camp with a cabinmate”<\/i> (Anne Tyler). “I ducked down behind the paperbacks and snuck out”<\/i> (Garrison Keillor).<\/p>\n

There you have it; if Keillor could snuck then so can I.<\/p>\n

So I arrived early to pick her up and instead of waiting curbside in the car I thought I’d park, walk up and surprise her. I wanted to get on that exam table so bad. I asked her to “do something” to me — blood pressure, temperature, stick a Popsicle stick in my mouth and make me say “ahh,” anything. Nope, she was having none of it. All that being well beneath her pay grade. Probably my insurance doesn’t cover spousal exams <\/em>anyway.<\/em><\/p>\n

Reminded me of one of my favorite Graham Parker songs:
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