{"id":3128,"date":"2014-01-27T10:11:57","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T18:11:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=3128"},"modified":"2014-01-27T10:15:33","modified_gmt":"2014-01-27T18:15:33","slug":"rods-theory-of-weather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/3128","title":{"rendered":"Rod&#8217;s Theory of Weather"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Kuh raaay zee<\/em> weather here recently. It accords with Rod&#8217;s theory of weather, one feature of which has it there is only so much warm air swirling around the planet at any given time, it can&#8217;t be everywhere at once (see law of Omnipresence) yet it must be <em>somewhere<\/em> at every time. The past two weeks it&#8217;s been here and, evidently, not in the Midwest.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fifty in Anchorage last Friday. Five-oh. In January.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Forties for days before and after that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Today? Forty three and sunny. Mid to high thirties the rest of the week.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Snow. What&#8217;s that? Oh sure, we have some orphaned patches left here and there, stubborn mounds of plowed snow lurking in the shadows unvisited day to day by our feeble January sun. But a lot of it is gone now, melted by the warm days and nights we&#8217;ve had the past week or more.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Like warm air snow can&#8217;t be everywhere all the time. Proof: The Richardson highway, the only road into and out of the City of Valdez. Usually snow is content to be on the mountains. When it&#8217;s not, it prefers to smother hundreds of feet of roadway.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">One estimate I heard said the avalanche was over 50&#8242; in places.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/X3XzRHLYE0Y?feature=player_embedded\" height=\"192\" width=\"384\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have a plan to clear it!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">An Alaskan chain gang. Empty the state&#8217;s prisons for a few days, hand each prisoner a pair of gloves and a shovel. I&#8217;ve never understood how one&#8217;s debt to society is settled through atrophy in prison anyway. Indeed, one could argue that <em>increases<\/em> the debt to society. No, I say put &#8217;em to work, get some fresh air. It&#8217;s not like they&#8217;re going to get away out there, there&#8217;s only one road to guard, a road that happens to be flanked for tens of miles by towering, implacable mountains.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fresh solutions to age old problems is what we need.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kuh raaay zee weather here recently. It accords with Rod&#8217;s theory of weather, one feature of which has it there is only so much warm air swirling around the planet at any given time, it can&#8217;t be everywhere at once (see law of Omnipresence) yet it must be somewhere at every time. 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