{"id":3646,"date":"2014-08-07T08:45:45","date_gmt":"2014-08-07T16:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=3646"},"modified":"2014-08-07T08:52:41","modified_gmt":"2014-08-07T16:52:41","slug":"humble-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/3646","title":{"rendered":"Humble Pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Had steaks for dinner last night. Juicily rendered on The Grill. A new Weber!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Now wait a second there, before you start shouting, <em>Hypocrite<\/em>! and, <em>You Owe Erika an apology!<\/em>, let me say that you would be right, it was a mouthful of humble pie for me to swallow when I finally said to the man at Lowes &#8212; who convinced me that of all the grills Lowes sold, Weber was in his opinion was the best made &#8212; &#8220;I&#8217;ll take it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I now think the cause of the fire may have been due to the buildup of drippings and crud in the base of the cook box, a blackened mat of greasy crud that eventually got so thick it started to burn, and burn HOT. In other words: <em>Customer reports becoming lax regarding routine grill maintenance<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">EVEN SO, if you ask this customer, poor maintenance should be expected by the manufacturer, no? And certain fail safes designed accordingly. I mean, if I never replace the oil in my car it won&#8217;t suddenly burst into flames or explode.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">And so yesterday, as I &#8220;burned in&#8221; the grates to season them before I grilled our first protein (Nature Made Grass Fed Boneless Top Sirloin), I <del>read<\/del> studied thoroughly the section on &#8220;Routine Grill Maintenance.&#8221; I have not yet registered the product at Weber. With my luck Erika would see it and begin smugly parading around the Weber office where she works in Schaumburg, Ill, shouting, &#8220;Look everyone, that schmuck in Alaska bought another Weber grill! Same model even!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I take back everything I said. Truly, today, I am a man humbled. Tonight, moose burgers on the new Barbie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had steaks for dinner last night. Juicily rendered on The Grill. A new Weber! Now wait a second there, before you start shouting, Hypocrite! and, You Owe Erika an apology!, let me say that you would be right, it was a mouthful of humble pie for me to swallow when I finally said to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3646"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3653,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3646\/revisions\/3653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}