The ghost of Handel visited our backyard a few morns ago.<\/p>\n
<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It happened while I was out there hand snatching turd-age from the deep grass with a plastic grocery bag as a mitt. You know the feeling, like when you were a kid on Halloween, blindfolded in the neighbor’s garage and directed to touch something gross and gooey and then guess what it was. Even with a Safeway prophylactic the tactile sensation is much the same. Moreso if there’s a hole in it, and the turd-age is still steamy fresh. <span id=\"result_box\" class=\"short_text\" lang=\"fr\"><em><span class=\"hps\">Oh<\/span>, <span class=\"hps\">la joie<\/span><\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">And then all of sudden I look up, behold the rising mist, hear the chorus of Messiah.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Such events cannot be predicted, only enjoyed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ghost of Handel visited our backyard a few morns ago. 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