I could start my own recycling business with all the political mailings we got.<\/p>\n
Oh? You too?<\/p>\n
“He<\/em> voted with Obama 97.7895% of the time!”<\/p>\n “Yeah. Well He<\/em> wants to throw women seeking birth control into a deep well, play terrifyingly loud music, and dance around them terrifyingly wearing women’s clothes.”<\/p>\n “He’s<\/em> a job killer!”<\/p>\n “He’s<\/em> a baby killer!”<\/p>\n Decisions decisions.<\/p>\n But you have to vote for one of them, right? Musn’t we? Lest the will of the people atrophy and the entire edifice of Democracy crumbles. What then?<\/p>\n “Anarchy — that’s what! Is that what you want, Anarchy, hmm? Why don’t you go live in Somalia for a while and see how that’s working for them (wink wink). Come back and let us know, kay?”<\/p>\n Never before has the exercise of patriotic duty felt so… so good, so personally rewarding, so properly motivated. So proud!<\/p>\n Need to remind myself to bring a fair coin with me into the voting booth. 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