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<\/p>\nIf it sucks we keep it. If it doesn’t suck we take it back.<\/p>\n
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Evidently the Bissell Multi-Cyclone with Hepa Filter Boost<\/strong> (!) we’ve made do with the past six years is no longer capable of upsucking so much as a single pubic hair.<\/p>\n We have central vacuuming in our house, at least the house was plumbed for such,\u00a0 but Happy Wife has never been keen on fully implementing it.<\/p>\n “Let’s donate the Bissell to the less fortunate,” I humbly offered.<\/p>\n “No!” I was sternly reproved. As if I were a rich man knocking at Heaven’s door.<\/p>\n Value Village, I was told in no uncertain terms, strictly forbids vacuum cleaner donations. “Why, what if the innards of the cleaner are crawling with bed bugs, hmm?”<\/p>\n I admit I hadn’t considered such a thing. It’s a good thing there are people in this world who do.<\/p>\n Into the garbage it goes, I guess. Goodness knows we don’t want to be a propagators of Bed Buggage.<\/p>\n We went whale watching last weekend with Kenai Fjords Tours<\/a>.<\/p>\n