{"id":4675,"date":"2015-08-15T11:12:59","date_gmt":"2015-08-15T19:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=4675"},"modified":"2015-08-15T13:03:59","modified_gmt":"2015-08-15T21:03:59","slug":"underwear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/4675","title":{"rendered":"Underwear"},"content":{"rendered":"

I opened a chat recently with an Amazon customer support person. I asked why the Felina Women’s Lush Lace Cheeky Boy Panty <\/strong>(2 pair) that were ordered 4 days ago<\/em> were not already in my mailbox. I’m an Amazon JPrime member<\/em>, I typed, this entitles me to free 2-day shipping, no? Where are the Lace Cheeky Boy Panties<\/em>?<\/p>\n

The support person, “Mark”, who I assume lives in India, exhibited no specific understanding of the product, what the difference might be between Lush<\/em> and non-Lush<\/em> panties, though he was apparently quite concerned and understanding that we were still without the panties. Mark asked that I wait while he checked into it.<\/p>\n

“Certainly<\/em>,” I typed.<\/p>\n

As I waited I wondered if Mark, who knew my name was Rod, might be wondering why a man was so anxious to get Lush Lace Cheeky Boy Panties. I wanted to type, “Their for my wife, btw! We share the Amazon account!<\/em>” But I didn’t. Consequently, there is now a man out there, somewhere, left wondering just what kind of Kink goes on day-to-day in this place called Anchorage, Alaska.<\/p>\n

When Mark returned to the chat he assured me I’d have the panties by the time promised, on or before Monday next week. I resisted typing, “Oh no, all my other Lush Cheeky panties are in the wash. I was hoping the panties would arrive today, so I’d have a clean pair to wear!<\/em>“<\/p>\n

But I didn’t.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u00a0Spanking<\/del> Speaking of Happy Wife, she and friends are attending a cooking class today at the Tutka Bay Lodge<\/a>. Serious eye candy at that link. I shan’t be idle around the house while she’s away. Grass cutting, bike repair, and then maybe I’ll head downtown for baby back ribs and a martini (or 2) at Haute Quarter Grille<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Outside, summer rages on, although there’s a nip to the morning air lately, a brisk reminder the start of a new season is nigh. The lawn mower will be emptied of gas and stowed in the shed. The rakes briefly deployed to gather the leaves; the garage cleared of summer’s clutter so the cars can be pulled in; a final harvest of fruits and vegetables from the garden. The tourists are gone, back home sorting and sharing their pictures of Alaska, while here the land will take a deep breath and sigh while she awaits her blanket of snow. Sleep will come quickly.<\/p>\n

Update<\/span>: Just got a notification on my phone — the panties are Out For Delivery. <\/em>What a country!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I opened a chat recently with an Amazon customer support person. I asked why the Felina Women’s Lush Lace Cheeky Boy Panty (2 pair) that were ordered 4 days ago were not already in my mailbox. I’m an Amazon JPrime member, I typed, this entitles me to free 2-day shipping, no? Where are the Lace […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4675"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4690,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4675\/revisions\/4690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}