{"id":5621,"date":"2017-12-31T11:26:55","date_gmt":"2017-12-31T19:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=5621"},"modified":"2017-12-31T11:26:55","modified_gmt":"2017-12-31T19:26:55","slug":"adios-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/5621","title":{"rendered":"Adios ’17"},"content":{"rendered":"

Another tragicomic year in review<\/a> by Dave Barry. Happy Wife and I\u00a0consumed it this morning, each of us reading alternate months out loud.<\/p>\n

A personal favorite excerpt from\u00a0September<\/p>\n

September<\/em><\/h2>\n

.\u2009.\u2009. international tension continues to mount as President Trump, speaking to the United Nations, calls Kim Jong-un \u201cRocket Man\u201d and says the North Korean leader is \u201con a suicide mission.\u201d In response, Kim calls Trump \u201ca frightened dog\u201d and \u201ca mentally deranged U.S. dotard.\u201d At this point Trump and Kim have no honorable choice but to meet in person, strip to their waists, and settle their dispute by flailing at each other with their pudgy fists until oily rivers of sweat mixed with hair product run down the quivering mounds of flab that constitute their bodies.<\/em><\/p>\n

Be safe tonight ya’ll. See you next year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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