{"id":842,"date":"2012-06-14T09:04:44","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T17:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=842"},"modified":"2012-06-14T12:44:36","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T20:44:36","slug":"oh-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/842","title":{"rendered":"Oh-tee?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m like an owl on a mole tracking the bike’s<\/a> movement to Anchorage. I have never been to Troutdale, Oregon. If anybody inlooking lives in Troutdale, Oregon, perhaps you landed here by googling “Troutdale”, would you do me a favor and stop by the FedEx facility and snap a reassuring picture of my bike, and send me an e-mail? It’ll be the one dressed down in doubly reinforced cardboard.<\/p>\n

Which reminds me, I need to establish a name for “The Bike”. I’m flirting with Otis (pronounced: Oh-tee) given the model name of my Serotta is Ottrott (Oh-troh). Ottrott being the name of a region in France, puzzling given Serotta is Italian inspired. Anyway, around our house we tend to anthropomorphize a lot. Examples: The Espresso machine isn’t “The Espresso Machine”, no,\u00a0 he’s Geppetto. The oldest Siberian Larch in the yard is Laura. Our Outback is Roo. Etc.<\/p>\n

Not like it’s a lovely day for a debut ride. Overcast and sprinkly right now. By the weekend, though, lookout — supposed to be 65 ‘n sunny! I know what you’re thinking, but recall this is 61.2 degrees north.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m like an owl on a mole tracking the bike’s movement to Anchorage. I have never been to Troutdale, Oregon. If anybody inlooking lives in Troutdale, Oregon, perhaps you landed here by googling “Troutdale”, would you do me a favor and stop by the FedEx facility and snap a reassuring picture of my bike, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":848,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions\/848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}