{"id":8707,"date":"2023-08-16T15:08:59","date_gmt":"2023-08-16T23:08:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/?p=8707"},"modified":"2023-08-19T11:00:28","modified_gmt":"2023-08-19T19:00:28","slug":"the-law-of-averages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/archives\/8707","title":{"rendered":"The Law of Averages"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-8706 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/PXL_20230808_202040279-226x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"386\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/PXL_20230808_202040279-226x300.jpg 226w, https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/PXL_20230808_202040279-376x500.jpg 376w, https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/PXL_20230808_202040279-768x1020.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/PXL_20230808_202040279-1157x1536.jpg 1157w, https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/PXL_20230808_202040279-1542x2048.jpg 1542w, https:\/\/www.rknibbe.com\/Wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/PXL_20230808_202040279-scaled.jpg 1928w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" \/>Did you hear the one about the blonde and brunette standing together in the forest? The blonde says, &#8220;Hey, look at that dead bird.&#8221; The brunette turns, looks skyward and says, &#8220;Where?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A glorious day here! Or should I say week. No, I should say month. And then some. Now, we are in a strong <em>El Nino<\/em>, so I tell myself don&#8217;t get used to it. I alluded to this the other night when I mentioned to our dinner guests that it&#8217;s never wise to move to a new place in summer. Why&#8217;s that they wondered. Because it&#8217;s all fun &#8216;n games when the weather is nice but at the same time unrepresentative of what the climate is on average. Sure, we don&#8217;t experience <em>average<\/em> temperature, but my point is to the extent your mood and overall quality of life in a place correlates with the weather there, then if your expectations are set by your first impression of five months of summer, you&#8217;re potentially setting yourself up for a big disappointment come December. Now, if you&#8217;re like HW, the logic is reversed &#8211; for her, moving in summer is the right thing to do because she can see right away how <em>bad<\/em> it can be, being she can get a little &#8220;prickly&#8221; when temperatures <em>soar<\/em> (&#x1f923;) to 80\u00ba or higher. Still, I love this woman more than I love myself.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Now, one of our guests, Jean &#8211; she and her husband are long timers here &#8211; in apparent agreement with what I&#8217;d said, was quick to caution, &#8220;You&#8217;re right, we do get winter here. And sometimes the snow turns to ice, which can hang around for, oh, I don&#8217;t know&#8230; [Jean nudges her husband to get his attention&#8230;&#8217;Dear, how long did we have ice in our gutters in 2021, two days was it?&#8217;]. Anyway, winter can be nasty here,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I lock eyes with Jean, resisting a smirk I feel coming on, &#8220;Wait, did you say <em>two<\/em> days, Jean?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">She&#8217;s on to me. &#8220;Well, of course I don&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s like A<em>laaaaska<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">We enjoyed a laugh together then returned our attention to the Marcona Almond crusted halibut on our plates. Paired with a rib eye that I&#8217;d mindlessly overcooked to well-donenness on the Traeger (not an error I&#8217;m known for &#x1f928;), and a side of red &amp; yellow baked beets topped with feta. For desert HW had made a delicious ricotta cheesecake topped with a black berry compote, made with black berries she&#8217;d harvested near the beach, just down from our home. Several bottles of fine wine were emptied.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yes, we moved here in summer. It&#8217;s all we&#8217;ve experienced so far. So I hope I&#8217;m not setting myself up for disappointment when I conclude, What&#8217;s not to love?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you hear the one about the blonde and brunette standing together in the forest? The blonde says, &#8220;Hey, look at that dead bird.&#8221; The brunette turns, looks skyward and says, &#8220;Where?&#8221; &#8230; A glorious day here! Or should I say week. No, I should say month. And then some. 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