Underwear
I opened a chat recently with an Amazon customer support person. I asked why the Felina Women’s Lush Lace Cheeky Boy Panty (2 pair) that were ordered 4 days ago were not already in my mailbox. I’m an Amazon JPrime member, I typed, this entitles me to free 2-day shipping, no? Where are the Lace Cheeky Boy Panties?
The support person, “Mark”, who I assume lives in India, exhibited no specific understanding of the product, what the difference might be between Lush and non-Lush panties, though he was apparently quite concerned and understanding that we were still without the panties. Mark asked that I wait while he checked into it.
“Certainly,” I typed.
As I waited I wondered if Mark, who knew my name was Rod, might be wondering why a man was so anxious to get Lush Lace Cheeky Boy Panties. I wanted to type, “Their for my wife, btw! We share the Amazon account!” But I didn’t. Consequently, there is now a man out there, somewhere, left wondering just what kind of Kink goes on day-to-day in this place called Anchorage, Alaska.
When Mark returned to the chat he assured me I’d have the panties by the time promised, on or before Monday next week. I resisted typing, “Oh no, all my other Lush Cheeky panties are in the wash. I was hoping the panties would arrive today, so I’d have a clean pair to wear!“
But I didn’t.
Spanking Speaking of Happy Wife, she and friends are attending a cooking class today at the Tutka Bay Lodge. Serious eye candy at that link. I shan’t be idle around the house while she’s away. Grass cutting, bike repair, and then maybe I’ll head downtown for baby back ribs and a martini (or 2) at Haute Quarter Grille.
Outside, summer rages on, although there’s a nip to the morning air lately, a brisk reminder the start of a new season is nigh. The lawn mower will be emptied of gas and stowed in the shed. The rakes briefly deployed to gather the leaves; the garage cleared of summer’s clutter so the cars can be pulled in; a final harvest of fruits and vegetables from the garden. The tourists are gone, back home sorting and sharing their pictures of Alaska, while here the land will take a deep breath and sigh while she awaits her blanket of snow. Sleep will come quickly.
Update: Just got a notification on my phone — the panties are Out For Delivery. What a country!