American government is a vanity project overseen by Ministresses clutching matching Louis Vuitton bags. They are seen smiling – always – because daddy wants his girls smiling BIG for him. Any one of these millennial glam bots is more keenly aware of how her IG feed is trending than anything whatsoever about the People’s business. When the incompetence of one of daddy’s appointed girls goes public, regardless of her role, the orange drains from daddy’s face and under the bus she goes. When deceit, grift or outright criminality is exposed, same thing, because profiting from avarice is saved for daddy and his family alone. An ungenerous commenter in the TDS-sphere, quipping about the ignominious dismissal from office of one of daddy’s girls wrote: Why, the last time I saw a mouth with lips like that there was a hook in it. Daddy didn’t like that, but not for its disrespect, to the contrary, because he hadn’t thought of it himself and had his Ministress of Media post it for him on truth social. Lately, when family profits dip, it’s been reported daddy gets angry and throws tantrums, and occasionally platefuls of food and condiment at the oval office wall. Some in his inner circle have commented privately that daddy himself doesn’t smell so good. To be caught in his draft is to have the olfactory receptors assaulted by a putrid melange of cologne, ass and ketchup. He thought Alaska was in Canada, or maybe not, daddy speaks in his own patois. At a recent rally in Wasillya, AK, daddy stood at the podium emphatically moving his hands apart and together again bellowing that he was going to lower oil prices, this to a puny audience of the faithful whose greatness relies on high oil prices. His girls have to tie daddy’s Florsheims now, orders of the house mother, susie, who swore to never ask why when ordered by daddy to jump, only how high. But lately rumors are swirling of internecine bitch-slapping. The center, it seems, may not hold
Getting old sucks, though for daddy the loss of unconditional adoration is what will be unbearable