No Fun w/o U

NASA: Largest Meteor in more than 100 years.

Al Gore was right!

“See, all these terrible things are happening more frequently now.”

Uh huh.

Any non-average observation of a phenomena is now evidence the phenomena is occurring alarmingly above average.

Seriously, you know what they say of a theory that explains everything:

It explains ______.

Wrong answers will be penalized, meaning -1 point if you provide an answer that’s wrong. If you leave it blank, -1/2 point. Imagine an entire exam of fill in the blank questions. Do nothing and you score 50%. Failure with no effort!

My sister is coming to Maui. Was reminded of this yesterday by a text:

So looking forward to coming to Maui. R u having a good time without me?

How to break it to her?