Especially for those of you who think my quizzes are far too easy…
For each of the following, does it refer to a fishing fly or a (Cosmo-approved) sex position [1]?
No googling!
1. Bonefish Gotcha
2. Sea Horse
3. Go-to-Joe
4. Kinky Muddler
5. Saucy Spoons
6. Humpy Dry
7. Slippery When Wet
8. Royal Coachman
9. Dirty Dangle
10. Lusty Lean
11. Extreme Emerger
12. Niagara Falls
Happy Wife went 9 of 12. And I’m like, “How on earth does she know these things?”
[1] Hat tip Gene, via e-mail
Went 8 for 12. Was tripped up by Sea Horse, Saucy Spoons, Lusty Lean and Dirty Dangle. Those 4 sure sound like some kind of fly, especially the last two. I think I’m gonna come up with some pattern for Lusty Lean and Dirty Dangle, they’re just too good of names to pass up, but I don’t think I’ll look up what they mean in regards to sex positions.
Here’s a couple of actual fly names we use on the waters of the Au Sable river system, that would probably work in the quiz also: Mattress Thrasher and the Beauty Rest.
Not too bad, sir, not too bad.
You got me fantasizing now: Casting a Kinky Muddler whilst riding a Mattress Thrasher over Niagara Falls — Yahoo!