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Boarding area at ANC. My dress goal was to appear modern, a more couture companion for Happy Wife compared to my usual mufti. How did I do?

Vacation. Posting will be light. Talk among yourselves. Back 3/3.

Picked up Happy Wife’s dry cleaning today. Dry and Cleaning have always seemed to me to be opposed concepts. Using solvents other than water supposedly dates back to the time of the Romans, who used ammonia derived from animal urine to launder their wool togas. And to think I could have saved us $29.17 just by having Harry pee all over her pants and jacket.

Speaking of whom:

BIGGER.

A menacing beast, isn’t he?

Seconds later, “You did bring the treats today, right? Whaaa… No. Tell me you didn’t forget the treats.”

BIGGER.

We (Happy Wife & I) are latecomers to Breaking Bad. I’d been suspicious of all the hullabaloo the series generated when it was current, there being nothing like widespread popularity around something “trending” to raise my cynical radar. (I have, for example, never tweeted. Not once.) But I’ll be dammed if we weren’t like nearly everyone else, totally enthralled watching Walter et al. take the long descent into ruthless criminality. With the possible exception of Six Feet Under I don’t think I’ve seen a better made-for-TV series. Plus we watched the episodes on Netflix at our preferred pace, some nights two or even three in a row, other nights when the episodic intensity overwhelmed Happy Wife, just one. When it comes to TV shows she abjures watching human torture or even its pretension. That, and any scene in any TV show involving animal cruelty or its portent has her up off the couch with hands over ears loudly singing la la la while scampering to the kitchen to busy herself with something, anything to prevent the onscreen image from searing into her imagination. “Dear,” I’ll offer when this happens, “I can fast forward through this part if you want.”

This rarely works and I end up watching the remainder of the show myself.

We only recently subscribed to Netflix, another trendy thing I was hitherto suspicious was nothing but another monthly hand in my wallet. I caved and signed up for a month free, after which it’d cost me $7.99/mo. Along with Amazon prime movies which stream for free to our TV, we’re now awash in entertainment options, so I called Dish network and told them to cancel showtime and hbo, a $26.99 “feature” on our monthly bill, saving us, in the end, $19 a month. The lady voice at Dish customer service asked me for my 4-digit pin number to prove I was me.

“Mam, I’ve just given you my name, address, customer id, last amount paid, my grandmother’s maiden name and the color of my first dog’s eyes. And now you want a pin number?”

“It’s for security reasons, Mr. Nibbe.”

“I don’t remember ever setting a pin, so no, I can’t give you my pin number. Ask the NSA, maybe they may know.” Not even a chuckle did this produce.

“Mr. Nibbe, I’d be happy to set a 4-digit pin number for you, so that the next time you call you’ll be able to provide a pin number.”

“Sure, okay.”

“Are you ready to provide me the number, Mr. Nibbe. I’d be happy to take that information from you now.”

“Okay, ready? How about something super secure, say, one two three four.”

“Let me repeat that back to you Mr. Nibbe. One two three four.” Is this number correct, Mr. Nibbe.”

“Yes mam.”

Promptly followed by: Is there anything else I can help you with today Mr. Nibbe, and if not thank you very much for calling Dish network, and you have a very pleasant day Mr. Nibbe. Which, while dubiously saccharine, I suppose is preferable to the coldly impersonal confirmation of doing it online: “Transaction Complete.”

Seen this morning when I came downstairs to make coffee.

Should be an interesting day.

More Amazon bashing at the New Yorker.

If you’re of the tl;dr crowd (~12K words!) let me summarize it for you: Amazon may be bad for books because of the tremendous success the company has had selling books, both traditional books on which Bezos founded the company and, since the introduction of the Kindle, e-versions as well. So successful has Amazon been in this area that the company is now moving into the business of book publishing, in addition to providing new authors an avenue for self-publishing, effectively removing the middlemen of traditional book publishing (e.g., agents, editors, designers, marketers, reviewers), people who, the author wants you to believe, are critical links in the chain of providing books because: “A shared sensibility for a certain kind of fiction or nonfiction writing unites everyone along the way.” In other words, we dare not leave such an important determination as to what fiction or nonfiction readers should read up to the readers themselves! Or worse, an algorithm at Amazon’s web site that suggests to readers what books they may be interested in based on books they’ve previously purchased and presumably enjoyed. Can you imagine! To say nothing of the casualties (“sickly gazelles”) left floating in the wake of Mr. Bezo’s carnivorous business plan (“The Cheetah”), for example your quaint corner store bookseller, but more importantly of course all the middlemen jobs at traditional publishing houses, people who, evidently, have historically viewed themselves as guardians of readers’ literary sensibilities.

Amusing then, isn’t it, that new would-be subscribers to the New Yorker, when clicking the “Subscribe” link at the web site, are cheerily offered to have the New Yorker delivered “Anytime, Anywhere!”, including your e-tablet. One of the supported versions of which is…. wait for it… The Kindle Fire.

No one has ever accused me of being a critic of culture. Certainly not a serious critic. Doesn’t mean I can’t spot a serious review of culture when I read it, or a pretentious one [1].

Claiming, as the “critic” did in the linked piece, that Dylan (Update: correction: s/b: Bing Crosby), Sinatra, Elton John and Neil Diamond are not important (his emphasis) in spite of possibly — just possibly! — being very good at their art, is like saying Hemingway, Faulkner, Steinbeck, and Marquez, although very good writers, have been unimportant to our literary tradition, not a one of them deserving of their iconic status owing to their respective contribution, influence, encomiums, etc..

In other words, a real non-starter for a cultural critique, especially one I think was pretty clearly intended to be serious-minded. Not.

Most boomers have an opinion about Bob Dylan. A commenter at Lileks was right, some get downright evangelical over him. I like Dylan. Blood On the Tracks has to be my favorite, Hwy 61 Revisited has some real good stuff on it, and when I hear Hurricane the volume goes up, way up. As for John, Happy Wife says she knows all the lyrics to every song on Yellow Brick Road, impressive given it’s a double album set. I appreciate Diamond and Sinatra, not enough to commit either to my iPODs, but simply for their level of achievement and influence in their art. Same goes for Pete Seeger, btw (R.I.P.). Diamond is also interesting for the fact that he dropped out of medical school where he was doing quite well to become a musician.

1. Hat tip: Lileks

Beach detritus.

BIGGER.

Bluesky day at the beach. One right after another lately. I hope we don’t use up our annual allotment. I have twenty cyclists coming to Alaska this summer who’ll be looking to me, qua tour leader, to provide “appropriate” weather. Reason being I have on my left ankle a tattoo of Kokopelli, the humpbacked flute player and deity of fertility who legend has it chases away winter and brings about spring. So they’ll be expecting me to perform.

No Kokopelli magic yet, though. It was twenty degrees today on our beach walk with an attention getting 20 mph north wind. Still, we love it here.

And we’re not alone:

BIGGER.

Physicist claims the origin of life may have been inevitable. See if you agree.

We certainly know the end of life is.

Take this Kathleeen…

… were the words I believe I heard just prior to being hooked ‘n pulled lipward.

I had balanced my phone on a Solo drinking cup placed upside down on a cushy bench seat after setting the timer to 10 seconds. Thus the poor quality. Well, at least of yours truly. Happy Wife, of course, would render well no matter what. A dime store Instamatic would do it.

We’d stopped here (Gasthaus @ The Inlet View) for two lemon drops on our way home after a thoroughly satisfying gustatory romp at Sullivan’s Steakhouse, where Kevin, the new manager, stopped by to personally thank us for our patronage, if not also to enjoy a closer gander at Happy Wife. I’m always on watch for this. One of the liabilities of husbanding a woman who is routinely mistaken for being around 40 yrs old (she turns 54 next month).

Up early this morning for a company meeting. 12:00 pm. EST. Love it!

We (the company) will be moving into an entirely new area of biology, for us anyway, with this new project. Adventurous for sure, but daunting too. Stepping into the scientific sandbox where others, experts by now, have been playing for years and announcing you’re here to lend your expertise with your novel point of view on the problem (multifaceted really), you can expect will be met with some mighty stoic stares of incredulity — “Take a number and get in line buddy.”

Nothing ventured nothing gained.