Uh, Orange One, a Pro Tip for you – Real men don’t buy other men shoes [1]. I mean can you imagine the ignominy, a more cringe-worthy expression of utter emasculation on display by males of the Sycophancy, being seen out and about kowtowing to their Supreme Leader in a pair of ill-fitted Florsheims? That must be quite literally the inverse of feeling Great Again. A good friend emailed me to ask what maga must-have is next – government-issued undergarments, approved by the Orange One himself? Something similar to the Mormon tradition. Quoting my friend directly: “Plenty of room for one’s package and roomy in the hips for women to pump out the next generation.” Brilliant! A nice touch of authenticity would be to custom stitch into the crotch area propitiating slogans like Trump Was Right or America First. And now, for a limited time only, when you pay with trump coin your second pair is free
- I have, myself, purchased shoes for certain women in my life, but never for a man
Is this criticism meant to be substantive, Rod, and indicative of a lack of gravitas in Trump, or just a childish playground jibe such as “you’ve got cooties?”
“substantive?” Unusual adjective to characterize the output of an entertainer
In more modern terms, think of me like a writer for the New Rules segment on Bill Maher’s show; more or less talented, I leave that for my readers to decide
Entertainer. I see. Have you applied for a SAG card?